Sunday Morning Call MkII

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds and the pessimist fears this is true.

Firstly about all the sh1t on the guestbook. Firstly y is it on our site cos its got fcuk all to do wi us. Secondly no-one ever knows who is writing stuff on the guestbook unless they are next to the person writing it or its you. This is y when you are getting insulted which we all have been at one point or another(except adam bell and richard hanvey no one ever writes bout them). The dignified thing to do as Mr Clarke and James Mwale have done is simply ask the person to say it to there face and leave it at that. Nothing ever comes of it and its forgotten very quickly. but instead you have laid the blame on psyco sarah, Lucy and Zara who in my opinion have done nothing wrong and the notion that we belong 2 is laughable u "U seem to 4get girls the lads are are mates not yours they dont even like any of u" we can put our own opinion of people across thanks very much and as tom davies is goin out wi lucy i think at least one of us likes them or am i just bein stupid and jumping to conclusions hmmm. Does this mean we now have ask permission before we talk 2 othe females outside your group and if so how do we ask is it verbal or do we have to submit it in writing and to who do we write is there a committee set up who decides if we are allowed or not or is it just one judge and do we have the right to appeal if our request is turned down and what happens if we dont comply are we punisehed do we have to pay a fine. Truely pityful.

Pics of holliday so we can remember what we arent goin 2 enjoy this summer cos no-one could be arsed

Here's Adam Bell One word  (if u delete it again ive got much worse which i could put up) 

Proof that carly shooter was in tenerife the same time as us and likes irish accents especially very poor ones like mine and damo's

A view from the doorway tonight matthew im going to be mr donal buggy

Doris.

The start notice matty in black goin the wrong way that tended 2 be the theme of the routine

The end result.

Jonny and Al before a big bender.

Oh No Quinnie well he's a bloody good lookin lad u lot were just jealouse i got there first.

Matthew nuff said

This guy prooves that there is a gay scene in tenerife thoose skin tight shorts had Mc Donalds in tears of laughter and also pity.

Dancing queen

The original Travis.

One more time 4 the chaps

Finally updating after exams and resits and just not bein arsed. Performances are very very worring in every department of the team myself included. Much improovement is needed and im hoping for a full turnout at training 2nite as we definatly need it. Also we need to stop arguing between ourselves yes we all make mistakes (i apologise to bobby over the elland incident but looking back it was funny "no we dont do that anymore") the person knows they have done wrong lets just shout somthing motivational instead of derogotary. We know we can do better and we know we are the best when we want to be. Lets not forget the first half against elland away or the first two meltham games. On that note a big thanks to meltham for coming back 2 the club when they didnt have 2 showing that all the rivalry is just on the pitch and for not showing off or bragging. I also say sorry 2 dean i didnt think i took u out that badly. But from what ive heard u needed landing clearence from Leeds Bradford so soz m8 i was goin 4 the ball i just missed. Congradulations Allistar you deserve them more than anyone. Most surreal moment in a long time back at the club wi only me and miles and a room full of your team behaving exactly as we do except no-one had there willies out. If u want stupidness take a look at the hepworths match reports i have never read so much sh1t on in the team before and im including the early years of the guestbooks. Cant really be arsed any more ill put some more stuff up when i get the internet back at home so expect some sick stuff soon. One last point regarding sky's 18th if your gonna do anything in life u may aswell do it in style. This includes making an absolute tit of yourself.  

Firstly I would like to congragulate Mr Donal Buggy for the first time since A View..... started he has written something slightly stimulating and at last it's not a "stupid filler" which he admits the first articles (the ash gig) were If only he could do it without provocation it might even be good.

Lets get started. You made a couple of main points and one petty insult. Ill start with the petty insult. The article concerning you was actually 945 words(no i didnt count them there is a word count tool). It doesnt take long to use this tool and im sure you know how. A good tip when writing back to someones comments overexaggeration doesnt really work because it allows smug b@sterds like me 2 show how much u are overexagerating it. Which means it obviously cut deep and youve lost your head. I just hope we can work through this together. Point one : Youre not backing down. Fine if you say so. 

If your not backing down about anything on the site and you stand by it all why write a “stupid filler” as you describe it which just annoys people. Do what damo and clarky do never update it with anything (unless you count those sh1tty awards updating). Its your decision but as soon as the argument you put across was challenged You passed it off as a “stupid filler” and you say about the list   “Does the fact that the first two entries in the list are for the same point tell you that it is a joke to begin with?” Now you are standing by everything you have written. I don’t have a problem with that fine your not backing down I take it back but why then if you are not proclaiming a “declaration of a way of life, that I am now a mosher and bol1ocks to all who stand in my way” as you put it I would not put it as drastically as that but if you say so. Do you say in the list “You can wear what you want” Does this mean that you cant. Are you under the control of some force or being which chooses what you wear for you because it’s the first ive heard of it if you are. And when you put “What would you prefer Last Nite or Sweet like fcuking Chocolate?” Shouldn’t it be I prefer Last nite to sweet like chocolate a statement instead of a leading question. And personally I prefer Billy Joel whose work which holds so many more messages about the world and a better tune than anything ive heard from Tangled… and Craig David ok I cant listen to his work for very long but I do own some and he did transform the british garage scene as opposed to radiohead who in my opinion only have one good song and make really sh1tty depressing music. Ant the only thing they have transformed is there bank balance. They have so much to moan about all coming from middle class backgrounds with no tragedy’s ever happening to them im surprised they cant produce more b0ll0cks oh sorry work. But thats just my opinion.

I never said that your list was a way of life and anyone would be very very stupid to think it was or interpritated it that way. Things like eating and more importantly breathing are missing only a buffoon would think that that list was a way of anyone’s life let alone me who knows you but is now obviously not on your Christmas card list. Its only a website im not attacking you so you don’t need to stand up for yourself. Stand up for your page after all ive just made it the second most popular on the site. The word hypocrite keeps coming up. Donal I bought the jacket from a charity shop for £2.50 to wear one nite for a laugh if you don’t believe me ask tom donaghy he was with me. I was always gonna ditch it and nearly did in ic because I didn’t want to look like a prick in a safari jacket all nite. And did u really think putting a cream jacket with a pink shirt was anything but a joke. I learnt to laugh at myself a long time ago because I think if you cant laugh at yourself you’re just a twat and no im not saying you’re a twat. Time for one of the best contradictions in website history and a lie (unless he means what he puts) all rolled into the space of 3 lines. Firstly the line which spurned the two   “I'd go there all the time except non of my mates go.” Unless I am now not donals friend and never was I go to Abraham’s all you have to do is ask. I usually go after work or if there is something special or good on but if u want to we can make a whole nite of it Yes im asking you if on a nite out you would like to come to Abrahams with me. Hey not like that tho. That was the lie I class myself as donals friend and im pretty sure he classes me as his. (hopefully). And now the contradiction on the next line he puts  “I don't want to go to Abrahams” So from wanting to go there all the time in the space of one line he doesn’t want to go. One of the finest contradictions ive ever seen. And the less uptight comment was a joke I thought you would get considering Emma and the camel then storthes hall incident because you said they were both moshers. No offence was meant by this it was a joke I thought u would be able to get. Also name names controversy is what the site needs and if you don’t like them why bother protecting yourself by not naming them. And the amount of times people have been worried including myself about you because you look down in the dumps and don’t seem to enjoy yourself on nights out and in college is uncountable. No evidence of you being unhappy on the page. I remember an attack on the team because we left you behind without waiting for you or looking for you. Yes I agreed totally with the attack what happened was out of order but you were unhappy. And I remember you whinging a lot in Tenerife actually there have been other times since but I remember these in detail because you were im my room and one concerned me. The first that you didn’t pull so what a lot of the lads didn’t pull but they didn’t let it get to them they concentrated on having a good time instead. And I seem to remember you having a go at me because I was texting gemma on my fone. Fcuking hell talk about minor, or to put it another was both were insignificant and you whinged. What happened on my page was a reaction to the sorry state this websites fanzine’s had got into it was provoked by there general sh1tness. Yes that includes damo not Clarke we know he can produce the goods I think he just lost interest because readers had been driven away and updating is such a b1tch after a long stay on the site. And to finish it off you diagnose me with a psychological problem which you found in your textbook then say you’re not a psycologist. So if you’re not a psychologist what makes you qualified to diagnose me. I’ve read many a history textbook on the crusades but it doesn’t make me a 12century crusader.   

Gud 2 c donal has replied backing down from the stuff he put on his page saying it wasnt serious and a joke fair enough maybe i just didnt get it. And u call me a hypocrite but donal i didnt give u a bollocking because a:) im not your dad b:)a website quality inspector if i was the fanzines would have been put down a long time ago Im putting my opinion on the sorry state this site has turned into. I admitted to stealing the minger leauge and it is by far not the best thing that was on the original Sunday Morning Call (R.I.P) god rest it's soul. Although when you write about less uptight not meaning loose i was laughing out loud we all know what you meant really. I better not be harsh to A View... because the exclamation mark means that donal is obviously planning to kill me and feed my body to hampsters. Its only a website where anger can be expressed in excess to make it entertaining so people will read. And we all know its not really serious. Yes donal my anger covers up my love, i really want your children. But i cant express my feelings properly and i just ended up hurting the one i love the most. Please forgive me. 

Thought I would start a page again as im bored and the current pages are lets face it about as interesting as a subdued Adam lunn (no offence Adam). Hopefully the reintroduction of this page will spark off something in Mr Clarke to bring the website back to its former glory back in the days when Sunday morning call and Giggsys dinner were truly great and no-one else bothered because they knew they wouldn t be able to hack it. So alas it may be a sad end to a view from the sideline and whatever damo s excuse for a page was called mohens minutes my ar5e. Save yourself the shame lads the exit is over there under the losers sign. Its because of people like you this website has lost almost every regular reader if you put your two pages together you' d still have the same entertainial value as watching paint dry blindfolded.

           In setting up this page i also hope to put a stop to what i call Donal Disease. If you read his page you will notice that he has put up some articles about why some stereotypes of people are better than others especially females. For a start back in the day when i started the first fanzine and Mr Clarke followed as soon as he could it wasnt to put across our own petty opinions on how people should act and behave it was to write entertaining pieces on the teams affairs on and off the pitch. If everyone was the way you wanted them to be the whole world would be full of donals and donalettas all moaning about somthing which is inconsequential but because there is nothing better in there life they want everyone to fell sorry for them instead of trying to rectify the situation and doing what they want not what they think everyone expects of them. Everyone is different and that should be encouraged in stead of putting everyone into groups and calling every person in that goup the same. And Donal I ask how many girls do you actually really know cos you are very very far off the mark on both sides of your argument.Lets take a look at the piece shall we. Number 9 and 10 cool cloths. Who says they are cool oh you do which makes them better than the stuff in topman or new look does it. Wait a minute you have stuff from topman. Hypocrite. the next reason more drugs the first question is this a good thing personally i dont think so but everyone is entitled to there opinion so there are more people at an ash concert taking drugs than at a rave where most people are on e or have done some type of acid or the ushual favorite of a white line lets face it its the only reason they go even they say it would be crap otherwise. Or a reggae club with an open mic nite on but no there were more drugs at ash cos you have been to every type of gig goiung and no everything bout it. I didnt go to the ash concert but from what the lads tell me it the drug content wasnt anything spectacular. Skateboards. If you had put extreme sports id have let you off but skateboards only make up part of a much bigger scene and you dont skate so lets face it you were struggling for ideas and have seen people with them a t college and in the town centre wearing hoodies so why not whoose going to question it. Well im going to question it we want quality on this site the way it used to be now we both know you have quality material inside you and the capabiolities to find good stuff if you cant be arsed so lets not see any more fillers. Less pressure  another hypocritical  comment considering you dont go by this statement because as soon as some item of your clothing gets slated you never wear it again (see brown leather jacket) and your creating pressure by compiling the list. Next up is better clubs sure ash was very good from what ive heard but its not available every nite and would become very boring if it was. You complain aboput vis. Fine if you dont like it dont go go to the warehouse if thats what you want and if not from what your article suggests Abrahams would be a good choice but i have never seen you in there. But this doesnt bring certail enjoyment everthing is what you make off it. Either try other places and stop going vis or try to enjoy vis instead of hating it before you go in the door would be suitable solutions but dont slag it off when you dont try anywhere else. Dont slate other bands or groups gigs just because you dont like them its really small minded. Girls are better looking and arent as uptight. For a start charlotte hatherly is entirely bland in my opinion but if you say shes nice then i have to like her cos you know best ill supress my opinion because you know better.And Im forgetting about your exceptional knoledge of the other gender. Im not saying i have one because i have anything but i cant remember you being friends with any female "mosher's" as you call them in fact any "mosher's" at all. Stop writing on presumptions a lot of the stereotypes which you are writing by only exist because of what different girls let people know about them not because this girl wears this and listens to this means she is loose that means that most of the female population of essex is tighter than my wallet. I am going on secondary information here but its from a truthful source. Once again if thats the type of music you like fine just dont try and tell me of whoever else reads your page that its better than mine cos yu said so. Its like saying your dad is better than mine because you said so. If thats the kind of music you like fine just dont try and push it on everyone else and make ou there preference is inferior.(Thought id mention your list looks like Q and NME(music magazines who did identical lists for anyone who doesnt know) rolled into one funnily enough they make the same jokes about some being the year before. If your gonna copy at least admit it instead of passing it off as your own your playing wi the big boys now) Stop thinking your better and know more than everyone else(thats my job). Yes this is harsh but we havent had any controversity on here in ages (since i left).

            Ive just returned from Eire my granddad stabilised pretty quickly and came out of intensive care on new years day. So it turned out to be a good break. (It is here where damo or donal would go into every little detail of the trip like how many imaginary drinks they had and every reader would click on another page or exit instead a sick picture and some soft porn now whose the daddy say it b1tch)

Most of the page will be ripped (copied from) from stuff people have sent me or other websites for the rest you ll have to put up with me babbling sh1t.

            Just realised id forgotten the main reason why I was writing. What are we doing bout a holliday. I don t really care where Faleraki looks cool on the tv but we all know what an 18-30 holliday is really like so kavos, malia. I don t care cos we had it booked this time last year I think the ones I brought in b4 are still there and I think she still has the low deposit of £25 so lets sort it out I think we should sort everyone who is going out on the mon and tues if its not possible to do in one day at college and book the next day then we can just get on wi paying like last year.

Firstly (technically noe secondly but I forgot about the holliday which is much more important for my latest excuse to insult someone) the prick on the guest book writing in as brendOn hate to p1ss on your bonfire but if your going to try and fool people into thinking your me a few tips I don t write stuff like that on the guest book because it s about as original as sliced bread and if I have anything to say to anyone including the team I do it to there face. Like a man not a pre pubescent child not that im saying u are or anything or that you need to get a life or that im your real dad. I don t mind people using other peoples names cos it can be very funny but when u look at it your about as funny and about as clever as waking up one morning to find out that you have turned into a lemon.

            Haven t played football in ages really starting to get to me then I remember how well we are playing at the moment (meltham games excluded) and im hoping every game is postponed (meltham games excluded). A major improvement is needed in every department so lets not just talk bout it lets do (just realised ive contradicted myself but fcuk it you know what I mean) it then we can actually have fun instead of walking off the pitch depressed (except adam lunn he s still the big bundle of fun and excitement he always is) after scraping a win by defending for 80% of the game and playing how we all know we can in the other 20%. This will also stop teams getting really bitter at the end when they realise there not going to win cos the possibility of a fine in those circumstances are far too high for my liking. Also the amount of shots that other teams are having is far too many the amount of times ive had to run really far to get a ball this season then be expected to run the whole of the six yard box to take a dead ball its just not on. And I have had to dive in every match this season, are you guys playing some joke on me that I don t know about cos if you are please stop I cant be arsed having a shower every week. If we play like we can then even keady might be as happy as adam (but hope fully he wont do a poo in the showers and then try and blame it on Phil Mann. Adam just own up we all know it was you.

           Copied. Stuff.

            Following a night out with a few friends, a man brought them back to show
 off his new flat. After the grand tour, the visitors were rather perplexed
 by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge.
 "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.
 "Why, that's my Speaking Clock" the man replied.
 "How does it work?"
 "I'll show you", the man said, giving the gong an ear-shattering blow with
 an unpadded hammer. Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall
 screamed,
 "For fcuk's sake, you w@nker, it's twenty to two in the f***ing morning!!"
 
 
 There are not a lot of mother-in-law, daughter-in-law jokes - possibly
 because it is too close to the truth!!! But enjoy this one...
 A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to
 get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 2 other
 female friends in addition to my fiancee and you try and guess which one
 I'm going to marry."
 The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them
 down on the couch and they chat for a while.
 He then says,  "Okay, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry."
 She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle."
 "That's amazing, Ma. You're right, how did you know?"
 "I don't like her."
 
 
 Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged
 with beating your wife to death with a spanner."
 A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b****ard!"
 The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to
 death with a spanner."
 Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You f***ing
 b****ard!!!"
 The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and
 said,
 "Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I
 will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you
 with contempt! Now what is the problem?"
 Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years
 I lived next door to that b***ard. And every time I asked to a borrow a
 f***ing spanner, he said he didn't have one!"
 
 
 A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in
 his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he
 looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens
 about another seven times before the bartender asks him,
 "Why do you keep looking in your pocket?" The man replies,
 "I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good enough, I'll go
 home."

It is Christmas Eve, this chap is on a rooftop about to jump off.
His wife is leaving him for another man, he has lost his job and he
owes thousands of pounds to the bank. Just as he finishes
his prayers and closes his eyes, ready to jump, Father Christmas taps him
on
the shoulder.
"Are you OK?" asks Father Christmas. The man explains why he is so
miserable
and gets ready to jump.
"Stop !" shouts Father Christmas. "It is Christmas, I will grant you three
wishes to solve your problems on the understanding that you will grant me a
small favour in return!"
"Would you ?" the man replies. "That would be wonderful!!.....Thank you,
thank you !"
Father Christmas promises him that:
1. You shall go home in 1 hour and your wife will be dressed in her sexiest
underwear, begging for forgiveness and longing for your return, she will
have no recollection of her new boyfriend.
2. You shall go into work tomorrow, sit at your desk and continue with your
work. Your salary will have increased by 50%. Also, nobody will have any
recollection of your sacking.
3. You shall go to your bank and you will be ten thousand pounds in credit,
you will have no outstanding bills.
"Oh thank you, thank you !" says the man. "What is it that I can do for
you?"
Father Christmas asks the man to drop his pants and bend over.
After a quite brutal Rogering, which made his eyes water a little,
Father Christmas asks the man how old he is.
"36" replies the man.
"Ho Ho Ho, You're a bit old to believe in Father Christmas aren't you!"?
Chuckled the jolly fat g@y b@stard.