Otley Yew Tree FC Home Page

"And one time, at band camp, I stuck 8 kebabs with chilli sauce in my p***y, Mally!"




Welcome to the official Otley Yew Tree FC webpage kindly sponsored by Kelly Logisitics and Bradford Freighting Company


Sign the Yewer's guestbook and player profiles or else Nathan will tell his dad you offered him a fag






"Check out Mally's nutrition. It's Carol and ten-pin bowling this week!"





Paul Thompson swings out in front





Tich gets a bit excited after last gasp equaliser





Wiggy vandalises Yew Tree in act of mad anger





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Kel discovers Weezol is not playing at left back





"Nidge is a nob" says Mally's gimp, Stu Thompson before Pool clash




"Poleaxed Polly as sick as the proverbial parrot after claw crush catastrophe"





"Keep track of all new fixture list including goalscorers, red/yellow cards, appearances etc" states statistician Tich Field. I'll do my best to keep on top of it all.