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Tired of the same old hair-cut? Wanna bit of excitement in your life? Wanna be a real-head turner?

Then get yourself down to...

Pete's Hair Salon!

In minutes, he'll give you the hair-cut you never knew you needed. Or wanted. No hair too unruly that Pete can't have a go at. Grade A f***-ups a speciality.You'll be the talk of the town in minutes!

Proprietor : P.Janiec

Special introductory offer : if you don't like what he's done to your hair, get your hair back, and have a go yourself!

Trained at the Crown institute for Hair Styling(sponsored by Play-Doh Mop-Top), Pete's opening hours are Friday to Saturday, just after last orders, and Sunday Mornings, still half-cut.

Here's what one satisfied customer said : "It's a whole new me - I used to have a really greasy mullet, and everyone used to laugh at me. But now, with six inches shaved off the middle of my head, a huge bit missing off the side, and a party going on at the back of my head, I feel so much more confident with the ladies. Thanks Pete, I'll be back again next year for more of the same please!" - R.R, England

Prices : general all over f***-up : your pride and dignity.