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Down To The Bare Bones For Tomorrows Fixture
Darren Silk  Friday, March 15, 2002  10:40 GMT

It finally seems that the long season, and recent alcoholic excess has blunted the enthusiasm and commitment of certain Upney Royal Oak squad members. 
Any Teams From Northampton Get In Touch
Darren Silk  Thursday, March 14, 2002  14:28 GMT

After a number of weekend p*iss-ups in your fine town during the past few years, a number of our team members have requested another outing  to escape the smog of East London, and to witness again the experience that is McGinty's.
Details Of Charity Cancer Match Announced
Darren Silk  Wednesday, March 13, 2002  09:53 GMT

Upney Royal Oak F.C. will play against a select XI team in a charity game for Cancer Research on the 13th April.  The game will take place at the Curzon Club, Thames View, Barking.  Kick-Off time will be arranged closer to the date.
Nash Denies Signing For F1 Team
Darren Silk  Wednesday, March 06, 2002  14:41 GMT

Despite strong photographic evidence to the contrary, Upney Royal Oak F.C. striker Kelvin Nash, has vehemently denied rumours that he has signed up for the BMW Williams F1 racing team.
"Momma Line Ups" Current Leader In Next Event Poll
Darren Silk  Wednesday, March 06, 2002  14:02 GMT

At the time of writing, the current leader in the "Next Fund-Rasing Event Poll" is the line ups on a team member's momma/sister option.  Log onto the site to voice your opinions on how the club can raise further funds after the success of the last event, which raised over £450.
Upney fail in bid to sign new striker
Paul Suett  Monday, February 25, 2002  08:51 GMT

Paul Suett and Michael Carmody have failed in there attempt to sign African international Alex Mompogo. After a impressive debut Mr Suett took steps in signing the powerfull forward.
Nash up for sale
Paul Suett  Thursday, February 21, 2002  08:44 GMT

Long Distance Trip In The Cup
Darren Silk  Wednesday, February 20, 2002  15:41 GMT

After a few days of confusion, the venue for this weekends Junior Cup game against Haynes United has finally been confirmed. 
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