Member Profiles

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David 'the wee bitch'  Currie Age: 20 David Currie GOALS THIS SEASON= 5 David Currie is a very important gog in the Cadzow Accies team [he usually runs and gives player water when they need it.] Greatest Achievment wiping is pee stained hands on jim McKays back on the way to Dingwall las August.     Wullie  Donnachie Age: 20 William Donnachie GOALS THIS SEASON= 2 Wullie's third season with the club. Played in goals for a lot of the season, when he came out from the goals he was put in midfield, scored 2 in 2 games and next game was back in defence but is happy to play as part of the old school defence. GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT= Bus stops Jim McKay every Sunday and runs away.     David  Gillan Age: 22 David Gillan GOALS THIS SEASON= 11 Unfortunately Gillan looks to miss next season as he is getting sentenced next month for "unipropriate behaviour" with David Lovats cat in a wodded area in July GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT= When the team went to the strip club, the stripper got Davie up on the pool table, put ice down his boxers and made him give her whip a blow-job. [he could not get it up at this point as there were not cats about to get him exited enough.]     Ewan  McGregor Age: 21 Ewan McGregor GOALS THIS SEASON= 1 This is Ewan's 4th season for the club , he is now a regular in the starting 11 holding a place in the centre midfield role. Ewan is also known for his lightning pace down the wing. GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT= Ewan scored twice in the one game against our arch rivals the fake Hamilton Accies supporters team