| 2/9/2002 19:59 GMT |
bairdy |
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| Good luck for the season boys be over one of the weeks to take a check on the team! Just to let you all know the bairds gonna be a dad in march of next year. |
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| 2/9/2002 09:46 GMT |
JNR |
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| To Alan: Cheers, mate. Thanks for two years of loyal and committed service. Good luck. |
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| 1/9/2002 19:33 GMT |
Mike and Ivor Hunt |
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| Hi Boyz good luck for the season! |
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| 31/8/2002 20:50 GMT |
Fez & Nunk |
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| Im out,free as a bird. I would like to thank all those that wrote to me & signed the petition to get me out. We are in Linekers bar & Jade is one of the oldest.Nunk is getting p··sed while Im in training,Im still used to Jail regimes.GOOD LUCK TOMORROW. |
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| 30/8/2002 10:37 GMT |
Fez & Nunk |
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| Nunk injured for 4-6 weeks with sunburnt ankles, Fez locked up 4-6 weeks for smuggling fags out of Gibraltar screaming you{ll never take me alive!!! Getting on really well found the local knocking shop - closed. |
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| 29/8/2002 22:04 GMT |
Alan |
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| To all my friends at Orton Rangers,Thanks for having me,it's been great,All the best for the new season,Go raibh maith agat, Slan. |
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| 5/8/2002 19:52 GMT |
Nuno The Hotelier |
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| Sank ze Jeezus ze big boy haz gonna bak to ze eenglan. he dwinka my beera an zen wet my sheeetsa. Wetsa mi matwess wies fataman pizz.Howible man |
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| 21/7/2002 13:32 GMT |
The Deputy |
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| Well who the f*ck shot me then?? |
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| 18/7/2002 19:41 GMT |
Bob Marley |
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| I shot the sheriff |
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| 15/7/2002 20:39 GMT |
For Sale |
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| One Banjo supplied Free with a cows arse,never touched. Find it behind a large barn door,again,unmarked. Please see NUNKIE. |
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| 11/7/2002 09:51 GMT |
The Club |
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| We are bringing in a profesional Coach to help with Pre Season Training, which the club is funding. DONT TAKE THE P*SS, for your sake, PLEASE.You have been told. |
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| 10/7/2002 14:50 GMT |
ORFC Press Release |
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| Training. This Sunday (14th). Both teams. The Park. 11.00am prompt. |
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| 10/7/2002 06:51 GMT |
Lots of Blokes |
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| Simon always says that HE is great aswell |
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| 9/7/2002 12:12 GMT |
Spectator |
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| Always said that Mick was great |
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| 2/7/2002 15:58 GMT |
Fez |
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| King would buy them but the same thing happens to him. |
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| 2/7/2002 12:56 GMT |
Roy Keane |
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| For Sale : Size 9 Diadora boots, Moulded studs, leather uppers, One owner, hardley used this summer. £75. Genuine reason for sale - "Just got to big for them" |
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| 30/6/2002 18:42 GMT |
Everyone in the world |
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| You are quite right Trevor. Nothing we did'nt already know. |
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| 30/6/2002 15:38 GMT |
Trevor |
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| I'm a c**t |
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| 27/6/2002 10:13 GMT |
Right Up for it |
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| Wheres the do? Im right up for it. Cranking it already!!!!!! |
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| 27/6/2002 10:06 GMT |
bairdy |
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| Greg ill order a t-shirt from ya mate only need medium now though!!!!! And get that game arranged with marston green im out of retirement. |
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| 27/6/2002 08:42 GMT |
ORFC Press Release |
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| Boozy do. Sat 6th July. Both teams. Come on!! |
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| 26/6/2002 11:57 GMT |
Peter Cheshire |
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| Not only looks gay but has gay tendencies. As his previous post suggests. |
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| 24/6/2002 20:15 GMT |
Micky Van Der Probe |
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| ASS FINGER, IT`S ONLY A £1. COME AND GET IT AT YOUR PRE-CUM/PRE-SEASON TRAINING SESSION. LET BUTT FINGER RULE THE WORLD |
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| 21/6/2002 16:07 GMT |
Gregg on Pre match meals |
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| I have found out where we have been going wrong. The mistakes we have made is in having Jaffa cakes, Red bull etc before a game. In an exclusive interview with the rezzers midfield dynamo Son of (or Fat Neil) he has confessed to his pre match diet consisting of chocolate eclairs and a custard cream.TOP MAN. |
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| 21/6/2002 15:16 GMT |
F/N |
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| I like chocolate eclairs |
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| 18/6/2002 11:50 GMT |
SamepeoplesortingEVERYTHINGout |
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| You sort them out then.You can have my £2.50 when ever you get your mom to collect the money from everyone & get your dad to pick them up.Wanker. |
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| 14/6/2002 12:27 GMT |
I know your game fez |
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| High quality training T shirts available direct @ £2.50. A choice of Umbro or Lotto - any takers |
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| 14/6/2002 11:57 GMT |
Fez |
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| Im right up for that. I think Bairdy wil be out of retirement for that touch. Emily Hunt, Emily Hunt, Emily,Emily Hunt...... |
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| 13/6/2002 19:12 GMT |
Aye, Aye !!! |
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| Dear Emily, we at ORFC certainly DO approve of girls football. In fact, why don't we arrange a pre-season friendly match and we could have a rubdown in the showers afterwards? |
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| 13/6/2002 09:43 GMT |
Emily hunt |
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| Hi my names emily and i play for a girls footbaal team called marston green fc. i want to know why water orton rangers dont have a gals footie team! why??? is it because you dont approve of girls football. please let me know. |
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| 12/6/2002 20:28 GMT |
Captain |
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| £5's at ready please lads. I am getting us all high quality training T shirts for pre season. Lotto or Umbro. They are coming from a Mush in Shepherds bush. |
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| 6/6/2002 18:25 GMT |
tony warrington |
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| realy impressed with your site good luck to you next season at least i won`t have to take your results on a sunday afternoon |
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| 6/6/2002 16:45 GMT |
One in Eleven |
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| National records say one in eleven have gay tendencies. We have questioned a number of our firm @ some point, but now it has become clear who the offerders are. A text message recieved to one of our members, who has taken over Nunks phone ended in "Bye CUPCAKE!" Nothing wrong if it was from his Bird, but it wasnt. IT WAS FROM SIMON. NUNK & SIMON text each other hourly. Clearly the two have been found out. IRONS. |
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| 22/5/2002 09:59 GMT |
The Management |
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| We are taking collective blame for our evening in Town, following the official league presentation at Bescot. We are all accepting responsibility for one of our management team dancing with a tall leggy blonde, which turned out to be a bloke, and then canoodling with a large caribean lady, which looked more like a bloke than the bloke. We deeply regret "our" actions & apologise if any blame has come back onto our great club. Thank you. |
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| 16/5/2002 09:26 GMT |
Jordan |
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| Where am I? |
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| 9/5/2002 18:25 GMT |
Ringer |
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| Alan Lyno woh woh Alan Lyno woh woh woh woh,he comes from Donegal and ST Marys won F**K ALL,go on u beauties. |
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| 9/5/2002 16:40 GMT |
Champion |
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| QUALITY FOOTBALL TEAM. PLAY REAL GOOD FOOTBALL.WIN ANYTHING NEXT YEAR WILL BE REAL TOP DRAW. |
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| 8/5/2002 18:44 GMT |
Nice Matt |
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| Easy. We pi*sed it. Just like we said we would. Anyone heard the Paddy's sing? I can't hear a F****n thing. |
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| 6/5/2002 19:19 GMT |
Tucker |
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| When i was just a little boy, my mom bought me a brand new toy......... |
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| 6/5/2002 09:20 GMT |
Alan Turner |
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| Only if your birds going |
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| 4/5/2002 18:37 GMT |
Gil |
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| Anybody interested in seeing "The Jamm" a tribute band to the mighty late 70's early 80's phonomenem. They are playing on Sunday 2 June at The Railway in Digbeth (the evening of Englands first game - bank holiday next day) and Saturday 21 December at the Cadbury's Club in Bournville. Enough interest and i will get tickets. I'm right up for it ! |
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| 2/5/2002 18:56 GMT |
Arsen Wenger |
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| "The only way to judge the best team in the league is at the end of the season, because they will be the Champions" |
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| 1/5/2002 18:41 GMT |
Fez |
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| CHAMPIONS again, for the 2nd year running. Like i said on previous postings,the best team always win the league. I AWAIT YOUR REPLY SON |
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| 1/5/2002 15:22 GMT |
JNR |
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| CHAMPIONS!! Fantastic achievement. You can all be proud of yourselves lads. Fair play to all players, management and supporters, we did it. By the way, have you seen my ankle?? |
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| 30/4/2002 12:08 GMT |
The Bloke who comes&WatchesthatnoBody Knows |
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| Good Luck tonight to both teams. I am staying out of the Digby for the rest of the week, it will be too much for me, all that carrying on etc. |
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| 26/4/2002 12:42 GMT |
Gregg |
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| And the meek shall inherit the earth. |
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| 25/4/2002 18:41 GMT |
alan |
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| It is not those who can inflict the most,It is those who suffer the most that will conquer! |
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| 25/4/2002 16:30 GMT |
English Loyalist |
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| You have made hard work of it lads but you need to win the last three to win it. I have heard you've got 6 first team out with injuries now. Your spirit should see you through. |
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| 23/4/2002 12:32 GMT |
Gil |
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| Nothing wrong with sharing flats in 1996 either - ask Greeny |
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| 15/4/2002 12:46 GMT |
Gregg |
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| Craig & I are just good friends. There is nothing wrong in this day & age with two adult males sharing a flat. |
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| 15/4/2002 12:22 GMT |
Nice Matt |
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| I love you too. But you live with Nunky these days!!! |
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| 14/4/2002 20:52 GMT |
Fingers |
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| Let's take one game at a time, in an Alan Shearer-type-way |
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| 14/4/2002 19:50 GMT |
Gregg |
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| I Love You All. Top Quality. |
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| 9/4/2002 12:13 GMT |
Current Champions |
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| Nameless Twat. Like i said, See you in Six games time. I will look forward to your postings. |
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| 9/4/2002 09:42 GMT |
! |
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| that was last year,your not the best team in the league this year havent got the bottle to win the big games as proven last week |
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| 8/4/2002 18:21 GMT |
Current Champions |
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| The best team in the League always wins the league. Like last year. See you on here in 6 games. You are another nameless twat as well. |
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| 8/4/2002 09:23 GMT |
! |
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| its alright havin all the skill in the world but if you havent got any bottle your not gonna win nowt come on rangers find your bottle b4 you win jack sh*it. |
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| 6/4/2002 16:39 GMT |
Gregg |
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| When you learn to spell you nameless twat. |
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| 5/4/2002 12:13 GMT |
Nomal Person |
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| When will you let ever grow up??? |
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| 4/4/2002 19:38 GMT |
Anon |
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| Does anybody know of a team locally which lets coppers play for their team. Give us a shout. Barry Penn |
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| 31/3/2002 14:57 GMT |
Speaking Clock |
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| The time sponsored by accurist is one hour later than in fez and nunk's world. beep beep beep. |
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| 26/3/2002 13:42 GMT |
Fez |
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| I've forgotten more than most of you boring divs will ever do...Wankers |
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| 25/3/2002 21:05 GMT |
Steve Walters |
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| Dear Gregg. In response to your application for membership for the cricket club,the committee will be holding a meeting on Sunday 31st March and would be gratefull if you could attend.I hope this does not interupt with your busy schedule of bowls and tiddlywinks. your friend Steve |
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| 25/3/2002 10:46 GMT |
Never mind, |
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| There comes a time when you have to hold your hands up and say "I've had a good innings but enough's enough". There's always a place at the Neath Valley Retirement Home. |
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| 24/3/2002 17:47 GMT |
Fez |
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| I also hate you jordan.you made me drink so much friday night that i had to drive home on my own from ipswich missing the game with my tail firmly between my legs |
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| 23/3/2002 10:39 GMT |
Gilbo's bird |
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| I hate you Jordan, waking me and my boyfriend at 3.10am this morning. You could have at least had the brains to put 141 before the number so i didnt know who it was. Whats so funny about ringing someone at that time ? You and your friends want to grow up ! You wouldn't catch my chris doing things like that ! |
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| 16/3/2002 14:43 GMT |
S.N |
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| Wheres My Ham |
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| 6/3/2002 18:22 GMT |
Sven - Case Star |
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| Gregg, Thank's, but we're gonna need a miracle if they bring in the team they use for finals only! Friendly in Spain ... No worries. Just as soon as I can find a team that wants my off-side tactical approach. Apparently they're not too keen on playing a flat back four over there. |
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| 6/3/2002 18:02 GMT |
Captain |
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| Come on then, lets get back into it now & start taking it seriousley again. We have something to play for at last now its getting near the end of the season. All at training, all at the meet @ 0930 & all in the pub after. Im feeling Narky. |
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| 5/3/2002 22:44 GMT |
Brian |
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| Thanks for breaking my arm Nunky. Just watch your back, I've got a mob of Chelmsley's hunting you down. |
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| 3/3/2002 20:57 GMT |
Altogether |
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| F#ck off Trev!!!! |
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| 1/3/2002 16:33 GMT |
Trendy Trev |
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| I wonder if somebody could help me.Over the last few weeks i have developed a problem,a clear sticky substance which i belive is called pre-cum.You might think it isnt much of a problem but it only occurs when i shove a bottle of smirnoff ice up my arse.should i see a doctor or should i just accept what i am? A F##KING IRON. please advise |
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| 1/3/2002 10:06 GMT |
John Davidson |
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| F#ck off! C#nt! |
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| 26/2/2002 16:49 GMT |
Billy Morgan |
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| I dont come out now & I have a phobia about tents , after camping out with him when i was young...Those beads you talk about, do they look like my tonsils? |
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| 26/2/2002 12:05 GMT |
Monkey Boy`s Sister |
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| Il second that, Phil is great. He does amazing things with is beads. |
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| 21/2/2002 20:24 GMT |
kelly brookes |
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| i'll have you know that phil is a good decent person who hasn't a bad bone in his body.If he was the right colour i would have shagged him years ago.he cant be any worse than greeny |
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| 19/2/2002 17:16 GMT |
Richard from the Butchers |
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| Phil Johnson is a fat, lazy, bead puller. |
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| 19/2/2002 11:41 GMT |
Dug |
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| Massive |
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| 16/2/2002 19:25 GMT |
Cheeky |
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| No Surrender! |
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| 16/2/2002 18:19 GMT |
vidal sassoon |
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| is a hair line in the shape of a V considered to be nice hair's more of a V than Mrs Bilston Wilsons mott |
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| 15/2/2002 13:45 GMT |
JNR |
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| I'm sure everyone will pass on their thanks to a player who has given the club several years good service and will always be a Ranger. All the best Bairdy. |
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| 14/2/2002 20:13 GMT |
Gregg |
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| Steve, I will either see you in a few weeks or i will give you a ring when we start on over 35s (Not long) You know where i am when you need more advice about birds. Good luck mate |
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| 12/2/2002 13:00 GMT |
Bairdy |
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| Just a quick message to the lads to say good luck for the rest of the season and that I hope you win things in the next few months startin by winning the final next week.I will be there to cheer you on next week but from then ill be spending my sunday mornings in bed! All the best been a pleasure playing with some talented players. Bairdy |
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| 10/2/2002 19:14 GMT |
Mrs Bilston |
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| Ooh you lads that play footballreally do things for me. I watch you from my bedroom window with one hand holding the curtain back and the other.....well you know where. I especially like the clever good looking one with the nice hair and BMW. Fat Neil is ok too but a bit fat and stubbly. Mr name is not Mrs Wilson Gregg - get it right, you've been wan*ing over the wrong women |
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| 10/2/2002 08:37 GMT |
The Lads |
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| Any one of you who is not going to Amsterdam is a W****r |
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| 5/2/2002 13:19 GMT |
Dracula |
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| MMMMMMwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh (Rub,Rub) |
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| 30/1/2002 15:27 GMT |
Herbert Van Crankoff |
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| You Likesh our Womensh.You Likesh Our Drugsh Yesh? |
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| 28/1/2002 14:54 GMT |
Vanenburg van de Van |
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| I hear shum of you guysh are coming to Amshterdam?? |
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| 26/1/2002 15:09 GMT |
steve walters |
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| I w##k men till half past ten |
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| 25/1/2002 13:29 GMT |
John Gregory |
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| Hii Boyz Ellis has really took the Mick now. I just cant spend any more money. Any chance I can come and manage your team guys as I am still living local. I have had quality so its time i managed a desperate sunday morning team. I will be holding confernce tomorra at the pavilion, openfield croft announcing my intentions. No Blues fans please Mr Parker please dont forget to meet me at the gate. I will be arriving in a chubb logistics van to avoid any embarrasing situations. John |
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| 22/1/2002 13:05 GMT |
Squad Member |
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| THE KING IS DEAD!!! |
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| 21/1/2002 14:39 GMT |
steve baird |
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| LONG LIVE THE KING!! |
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| 21/1/2002 14:03 GMT |
hoodist |
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| stem |
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| 16/1/2002 17:47 GMT |
Gregg |
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| Just a reminder to everyone concerned. Please give a "Double Toot" when passing Son Of's & Alpays house. His Mom (Who has blown with Mike Baldwin by the way) is really enjoying it.Especially when returning home from town at 0415.SHE LOVES IT.As does the dog.Thank you. |
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| 15/1/2002 17:51 GMT |
Sumo |
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| Why doesn't the reserve team get a mention on this site ? I'm sure Caddy, Nige, Wakey et al would love to get a mention. PS Please go easy on us in the Challenge Cup. |
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| 11/1/2002 13:09 GMT |
Fat Neil |
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| Does anyone know when my luck with the women is going change. Do you think it is because I am so fat |
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| 11/1/2002 12:57 GMT |
John Payne |
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| why cant i w**k young boys and get away with it like H does |
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| 10/1/2002 20:50 GMT |
Fat Neil |
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| Why cant I pull the birds like H does |
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| 23/12/2001 12:40 GMT |
BIG MAN |
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| I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY TO ALL THE TROOPS THAT I'M PROUD TO MANAGE SUCH A GREAT SQUAD AND I HOPE WE CAN HAVE CONTINUED SUCCESS AFTER THE CHRISTMAS PERIOD.TO THE POINT OF "I'VE PLAYED AGAINST YOU" I THINK YOU'RE USING "PLAYED" IN THE BROADEST TERM,AND ANOTHER THING YOU'RE A VERY OBSERVANT CHAP. AVFC TILL WE DIE. |
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| 23/12/2001 11:52 GMT |
All of the Rangers |
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| This is to you "I've played against you" - Say that to his face, gutless tosser. You've obviously lost against us and only now are you 'brave' enough to leave just a short anonymous message. We all stick together, you wanna get yourself some mates like ours, try getting some that can play football while your looking. |
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| 21/12/2001 12:44 GMT |
Club Captain |
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| I would like to take this opportunity to wish all players,staff & families a very Happy Christmas. Sunday 23rd is the start of it all. After beating St Marys on Sunday,the all dayer,Gilbos Birthday & then Jordans doo, finishing with the lucky bus in the new year it will prove to be a memorable time....if you can remember it (Unbeliveable belief) God Bless you all. ORFC AVFC St George Forever. |
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| 20/12/2001 21:17 GMT |
Nice Matt |
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| It might be better in the reserves, after all they nick all our kit the robbing gypsies!! |
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| 20/12/2001 12:23 GMT |
Four Weddings & A dropping |
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| Too fat to start as too much wedding cake. Pick & choose your matches in the reserves next season. |
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| 18/12/2001 18:57 GMT |
Nice Matt |
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| Nice Matt is set to turn over a new leaf and get nasty. I'm looking for at least a couple of red and yellow cards before the end of the season. That's if I ever get to start a game again. I've asked Santa for my own linesman's flag! |
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| 13/12/2001 11:46 GMT |
Whale Watcher |
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| Great specimen spotted on Tuesday night at wyndley. An obese Grey top,attempting to complete lenghts of the pool,with difficulty. Square in appearance in that it was as wide as it was tall & great example of grey streaks on top.Still clutching a match ball from sunday & still recovering its breath from sunday.Marvellous. |
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| 11/12/2001 17:16 GMT |
Ive played against you |
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| Your manager is a twat |
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| 11/12/2001 14:09 GMT |
Channel 9 |
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| Bono estente. La Liga campeones como de Ortonn Ranejerrs. Eth-eth eth-eth, eth-eth eth-eth, Chris Giles. |
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| 4/12/2001 12:36 GMT |
Nice Mats Brother |
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| I say,Lets be sporting about this & give chap a game,What. I do hope those rough looking boys arent smoking pot,what. Anyone for Hockey, or at least a rub down in the showers.Just like at boarding school,what. |
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| 3/12/2001 19:50 GMT |
Busby |
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| I'm fat & moan loads from the touchline. They're all crap, don't you think Dennis. |
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| 1/12/2001 14:51 GMT |
Gilbo |
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| Game is off tomorrow just when i was ready to return. The plate smashers reckon the pitch is waterlogged. |
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| 27/11/2001 11:43 GMT |
Fezza |
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| Trevor, If you come to Amsterdam, you know there is "NO SLEEPING ON TOUR" |
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| 26/11/2001 19:26 GMT |
TREV |
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| ANYONE FOR RUGGA ? |
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| 26/11/2001 13:37 GMT |
fazza |
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| hello, hello, hello, what have we here then - potential rapists? |
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| 23/11/2001 19:50 GMT |
ACTIVE RAPIST |
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| I LIKE RAPE.RAPE IS GOOD! |
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| 19/11/2001 15:26 GMT |
JNR |
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| Re: Sunday. We got spanked. Well and truly battered. EVERYONE should be embarrassed and hurt. Let's stop this talk of the Festival and cup finals and how many trophies we're gonna win and just take one game at a time. You don't get medals in November and we won't win anything by just turning up and not putting 100% effort in. COME ON!! |
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| 16/11/2001 23:49 GMT |
Sven |
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| You were lucky last Sunday, but you won't be so lucky in the cup! |
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| 16/11/2001 22:33 GMT |
Gil |
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| I'm only a few weeks away from recovering from my career threatening injury. That right, Faz fractured by calculater button pressing finger in training but its responded well to treatment & physio - ask Kate "Did ya fingerya gil ? did ya ? did ya ?" |
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| 14/11/2001 14:01 GMT |
Gregg |
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| I am sorting a Whip Round for Lyndon at training on Thursday, the match on Saturday & in the Pub on Sunday. By Sunday everyone should be aware & bring what they can to the pub.Please pass this on as he cant work and should be looked after. |
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| 14/11/2001 12:19 GMT |
young active hoodist |
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| Sword |
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| 14/11/2001 11:07 GMT |
Jenny an Jodie xxxxxx |
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| we hav for a long period of time viewed ur site and read ur messages we must say that we would love to visit the players of water orton to confirm our thoughts that you are extremley high on the scale in bed !!!!!! |
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| 13/11/2001 12:27 GMT |
DAVE |
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| WHAT! HOOD,STEM,COLUMN,VEIN,PILLAR,POLE,SHAFT,TRUNK,STUMP,STIFFY,STALK-ON,STORMER,ROD,LENGTH,GIRTH,ANAL,PRE-CUM,AFTER FLUID,TOOL,AND OF COURSE LINING? NO,O SORRY |
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| 12/11/2001 21:50 GMT |
Nora and Betty |
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| OOH YOUNG MAN!! |
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| 12/11/2001 19:20 GMT |
Tarts r us |
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| Housework? What a gem. Think Nora and Betty might be interested in talking to you. |
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| 12/11/2001 11:22 GMT |
SHARP SHOOTER |
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| I DO EVERYTHING FAST INCLUDING HOUSEWORK |
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| 10/11/2001 11:57 GMT |
Nora and Betty |
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| Bored housewives looking for fun. All Mr Sheens welcome, reduced rate for those with feather dusters. |
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| 10/11/2001 11:42 GMT |
SON OV |
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| I LIKE IT A LOT AT THE MOMENT.PS F*#K OFF SLAGS |
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| 10/11/2001 10:44 GMT |
Digby Slags |
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| Would any of you lads like any action ! |
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| 9/11/2001 18:37 GMT |
Tarts R Us |
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| Woo Woo boys, we want a good time!! Particularly looking to hear from you, sharp-shooter! I'm expecting that your talent on the pitch corresponds with that elsewhere......?! |
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| 8/11/2001 20:02 GMT |
Well balanced judgmental spectator |
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| Fez - you are quite right. An astonishing display v Cardinals made all the more impressive without the best player. Thats very honest of you to concede that the midfield has been massively weakened without Gilbo. Ask anyone - go on. |
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| 8/11/2001 17:54 GMT |
MATE |
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| Sorry Wendy my love tuesdays is my favoured evening for entertaining,perhaps next week? |
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| 6/11/2001 18:42 GMT |
Wendy |
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| Hi, im 17 and looking for a mature male to take me out on wednesdays only. any offers ? |
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| 5/11/2001 17:31 GMT |
Captain Marvel |
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| Fair play on what was a top game to watch,totaly battered them for 90 mins a real quality display from every one of you. Without your best player as well.Frightening. |
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| 3/11/2001 12:01 GMT |
Columnist |
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| Cheer up, mate. If there's an interbreeders page you lot will surely feature!! |
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| 2/11/2001 15:39 GMT |
Hartley Hair |
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| I cannot remember alpay turning out for u lot and he still gets on the profiles page.That's Curdworth discrimination for you. |
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| 29/10/2001 20:34 GMT |
CHARLES C CHARLES |
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| Enough said |
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| 26/10/2001 12:45 GMT |
Spectator |
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| Horrified to see that your Star Player, who I am told was once on the books at Man U, was taken off with 15 mins. to go - who's in charge ? |
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| 25/10/2001 10:17 GMT |
F**k Ass |
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| Dave, im going to rip your linin right out !!!!!, anyone else interested ? |
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| 17/10/2001 21:07 GMT |
Dave |
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| Yeah,Anal! |
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| 17/10/2001 12:35 GMT |
frank |
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| The prolific midfield dynamo returns this weekend. Does ORFC require my services ? |
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| 10/10/2001 11:19 GMT |
Jedi |
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| Birds are slowley going out of fashion again.Too much Hassle? Stop you doing what you want?Could the FNFS be recranked? Who will be the first to recapture his freedom? ORFC STAND TOGETHER. |
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| 9/10/2001 09:46 GMT |
Lads |
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| Alright Dave |
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| 9/10/2001 09:43 GMT |
Dave |
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| Alright lads |
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| 2/10/2001 14:51 GMT |
Anxious Mother |
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| Found recently 26 year old sitting crossed legged in bedroom listening to Frank Sinatra ! Obviously old before time - turning into TJ ?? Suggestions for help, or eviction ! |
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| 27/9/2001 18:14 GMT |
Bagpuss |
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| The only bloke i know with a lunatic fringe is Gilly,whats it all about anyway,"you rotters". crazy talk. |
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| 27/9/2001 12:25 GMT |
WANTED |
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| Young birds 16-18 for cosy afternoons/nights in watching videos. Top Gun a favourite in particular. All candidates that fit the criteria welcome. Please apply in whispering to Glue foot a.k.a. Dave Dodgy. Thank you |
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| 27/9/2001 12:10 GMT |
Main Ranger |
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| Our knees are knocking |
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| 27/9/2001 10:49 GMT |
We,re ready for you! |
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| Reddicap crew are ready for you orton scum, ive been told that your crew: Water Orton Lunatic Fringe (aka W.O.L.F) have been giving us sutton boys jip, so we're ready for you rotters, be prepared, but watch out weve got baseball bats. |
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| 25/9/2001 19:21 GMT |
Big Man |
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| Congrats to the troops on a fine display after giving 2 goals away pure class shone through to see the boys march on victorious,go on you beauties. |
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| 23/9/2001 18:55 GMT |
JNR |
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| St Marys 2-3 ORFC - fantastic and thoroughly deserved victory against the 'Auld Enemy'. Come on. |
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| 21/9/2001 17:59 GMT |
Bagpuss |
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| nothing to do with me. I think it's nice to see the Captain in love again |
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| 19/9/2001 08:47 GMT |
? |
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| Thought it wouldn`t take long, Bagpuss !! |
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| 16/9/2001 16:57 GMT |
IMPORTANT NOTICE |
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| The Friday Night Fun Squad (F.N.F.S) has now been dispanded due to the chairman and founder member getting a bird. |
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| 15/9/2001 13:55 GMT |
Vodaphone Customer Sevices |
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| May i personally thank Simon Jennings for his custom in recent months and congratulate him on winning the coverted 'Texter of the Month Award' for August 2001. His average of 436 text messages per day is a world record and surpasses by some distance the previous record of held by Paul Thatcher (256 per day - February 1999. His contribution to texting is legendary at Vodaphone HQ. Thanks Simon. |
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| 14/9/2001 16:05 GMT |
Tough at the Top |
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| We always knock our heroes in this country. |
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| 13/9/2001 14:48 GMT |
Simon |
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| I just cant stop texting young birds, does anyone know of any others with mobiles of who i can bombard. |
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| 11/9/2001 12:39 GMT |
Hoodist |
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| Rumour has it that the captain of ORFC is taking his bird to the match on Thursday night. Anyone got a shirt, scarf and flask to lend him, or better still places to purchase for future fixtures. Ahhhh isn't that nice!! |
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| 19/8/2001 19:31 GMT |
Birmingham Vs Wolverhampton |
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| 15 -2 & battered as well.I dont think the Yam Yams will be in a hurry to play us again? |
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| 17/8/2001 17:40 GMT |
Representative |
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| It must put it to you that Gregg & Simon were not in fact "Dumped". It was a mutual decision,by both parties, to terminate their respective contracts. They have both decided to persure pastures new,which i might add,is proving both more rewarding & exiting. |
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| 16/8/2001 09:27 GMT |
bairdy |
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| I feel that over the years playin for the club that i have been treated to some personal and vindictive remarks about my weight. i have spoken to a barrister who is an expert in employment law and she feel i have a case,Greg and simon maybe u should give her a ring as i feel u have been treated unfairly by some members of the club about being Dumped... |
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| 13/8/2001 20:12 GMT |
Captain |
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| Top night with top company.Definate Venue for ORFC Xmas do! |
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| 12/8/2001 08:58 GMT |
Ay Ay Fingers |
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| Good nite at the do. Congrats to Fez & Nozza for fully justified awards. Well done 2 everyone 4 attending. Pity more couldn't. |
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| 11/8/2001 10:11 GMT |
Frightened Partner |
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| Im scared my bird will leave me.There are some handsome men free now & she keeps wanting to go out all the time with her friends,coming home late & smelling of expensive aftershave. |
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| 10/8/2001 10:28 GMT |
Young Bird |
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| and texting, i gave him my number and he just can`t stop texting me |
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| 7/8/2001 13:31 GMT |
Single Association |
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| Anybody interested in taking computer courses please speak to the king as i hear he has just finished a degree in communicating through email. |
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| 6/8/2001 18:28 GMT |
DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING? |
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| PRESENTATION Saturday for both Teams.Secret ALL NIGHT VENUE.Please call those IN THE KNOW for full details. |
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| 5/8/2001 13:34 GMT |
Trevor Francis |
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| Please could you help me ? This will be my last season with my present club and I am looking for a coaching role in lower league football where i belong. After taking my current team so preciously close to the premiership for the last four seasons i'm sure i will raise our fans spirits again this year by falsely occupying a league position way above our teams ability only to kick our fans in the teeth when we fail again at the final hurdle. Maybe i could swear and that on the side line or help pick the team 5 minutes before kick off and get in an argument about it, my scouts have reported back to and said that this is major ingredient in your success. P.s. You can get one of my tracksuits from a mush in shepheards bush. |
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| 3/8/2001 09:25 GMT |
Sally |
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| Hello boys. im looking for romance and a long term relationship. it looks like my best chance of finding someone out there is at the digby. However, i dont like all this talk of narky behavior. i just want someone who can talk to me without a penetrating frown. see you in there then boys. |
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| 31/7/2001 20:45 GMT |
Gil |
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| Anybody seen son ov. He has disapeared with my house key since I got back from holiday. If he is seen again please pass this message on - tell him he owes me £40 for the locksmith bloke I needed to get me in my house at 7pm on saturday evening - 30 hours after leaving mexico, I was a bit narky in a gregg type style. Maybe i will find him with Fez & king in the reformed for 2001 Singles club (S Club 7). I was there once myself with Phil J & cad. I didnt really get married. The suicide rate in women aged 16 - 44(Sue Bilston) in the Birmingham area did dramatically increase when the news broke last week. |
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| 31/7/2001 13:13 GMT |
????? |
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| does the captain and the king have anythin to say on this matter?? |
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| 30/7/2001 08:09 GMT |
cad |
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| Sitting by the pool sipping champagne I suddenly felt guilty - there's me sunning myself and some of my friends are in need of support and i can't give it - please tell me Simon and Greg are allright. P.S. AVFC signed anyone yet? ill log in tommorow for replys.P.P.S. highlight of the trip so far = Maggie on stage with dancing girls in Bangkok!! |
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| 30/7/2001 07:18 GMT |
??? |
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| All these digs at our captain and the king r out of order,we should be protective of our players and rally round them in there hour of need..Greg, simon u have my backing and if you ever want me to come to Asda on a thursday night as i hear its singles night there,check with chesire on that i will be there 4 u |
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| 27/7/2001 12:28 GMT |
???? |
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| anyone heard of the website www.singles.com?? website hosted by 'gnarky frowned face' |
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| 27/7/2001 09:35 GMT |
son ov |
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| striking 24yr old male with gsoh wltm female aged 12-85 4 fun nights out.if interested can be found stood at the bar moaning about birds with greg or simon.many thanks |
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| 23/7/2001 13:33 GMT |
???? |
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| anybody interested in a singles night out please contact greg or simon. |
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| 19/7/2001 15:34 GMT |
Gil |
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| Now, live, just married from Cancun Mexico. Saved loads of money - no stag do ! Big up to all Rangermen from the self appointed player of the season 2000/2001, 2001/2002, 2002/2003 |
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| 28/6/2001 16:17 GMT |
Jon Chivers (aka Jugsy or Ev) |
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| message aimed at simon jennings, paul thatcher or Matt Fryer - don't ask me how I found this site but saw you boys on it and thought I'd pop a message on. Email me on jonchivers@hotmail.com to get in touch. |
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| 17/6/2001 20:39 GMT |
Roger Cook |
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| My team & I,after months of research,have found out Mark Dougmores only fear.The bare knuckle,kick boxing nutcase appears to be fearless but,during a night out on Broad Street with some of the Senior members of the team,it was suggested to move on to a well known night spot when Mr Dugmore froze on the spot & suggested "Why doesnt everyone come back to mine?" When this was refused Mr Dugmore went into a never seen before panic & admitted frankly "My Mrs. Will kill me!" This was after informing the party earlier that she had previously gone away for a week with her friends. When Mr Dugmore refused to continue the evening,the party decided to take him up on his offer & returned to his premises to induldge in his "Relaxation techniques" only to be kicked out violently after just half an hour for "Making too much noise" and "Waking his Mrs. Up". Mr Dugmore was not available for comment last night at his Yardley home. |
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| 12/6/2001 19:22 GMT |
Looker |
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| Veteran Iron, Cup my balls big boy |
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| 12/6/2001 12:38 GMT |
bairdy |
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| gil a true veteran..i just hope dean doesnt take u up on your last word conversation competition as u would never know when he's finished he's sentance.... |
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| 11/6/2001 22:34 GMT |
The Ferrett |
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| Gil, I think you have been a revelation this year ( Apart from your poor spell) & I have really enjoyed playing alongside you.I would tell you this but it would go straight to your head so I wont. Who says too many "1 of those" affects your game? Word on the street is you are going to propose on holiday......Stag do? |
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| 10/6/2001 14:08 GMT |
Gil |
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| I am a real veteran. Anybody disagree ? At 31, i not only have retained the ability to perform at the same physical level as you young boys but am equiped with the knowledge and experience vital to be a yard quicker in the head. Anybody fancy a last word in a conversation competition to test this theory ? Young boys, you will realise if you are still playing at my age. |
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| 1/6/2001 09:06 GMT |
bairdy |
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| ay---I know nothin im a changed happily married person...and also im not quite at the veteran stage... |
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| 1/6/2001 08:55 GMT |
? |
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| the youths of today---u have a lot to learn,speak to a couple of your senior team-mates im sure bairdy or greg could tell u a few things..... |
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| 1/6/2001 08:13 GMT |
Youthful & Energetic |
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| Relax, boys. The youth are DOING IT at the present. Just stick with your memories and we'll all get along fine. |
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| 31/5/2001 18:16 GMT |
Happy Veteran |
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| It is better to have done something & regretted it than not to have done it all.The veterans have many many tales to tell,one thinks that the whippersnappers will not ????? |
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| 30/5/2001 14:24 GMT |
veteran |
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| dear young whipper snapper....never under estimate the veterans u have alot to learn |
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| 30/5/2001 10:44 GMT |
Young whipper snapper |
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| Dear veterans of the side, People who talk about the past have no future. |
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| 30/5/2001 09:13 GMT |
bairdy |
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| u know the score bud,if we left it to the young whipper snappers it would of gone straight over there heads. but i was only thinking of the football side Honest!!!!!!Leopard...spots...! |
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| 29/5/2001 18:17 GMT |
Gregg |
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| Bairdy, my old mate, I know you have been off the scene for a while but that has already been done.(Within minutes of them posting on here.) I may well not take as many up as i once did,but I still see EVERY opportunity. Leopard...spots....? |
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| 29/5/2001 15:46 GMT |
bairdy |
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| lets arrange a friendly with the kirklee ladies AWAY.. |
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| 26/5/2001 11:02 GMT |
? |
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| visit the best ladies football team this side of huddersfield at intheteam.com/kirkleesladies and leave a message in our guest book. |
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| 21/5/2001 15:21 GMT |
stem |
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| What,Stem? |
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| 21/5/2001 08:15 GMT |
hood |
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| what hood |
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| 20/5/2001 17:07 GMT |
NEWSFLASH |
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| STOP PRESS**Neath spotted on phone to claims direct asking for compensation for NOT BEING ABLE TO PLAY FOOTBALL ANYMORE."The bloke on the telly fell off a ladder this year & hasnt played at all this season" he was heard ranting."Ive not been able to play for the past 8 years,Im even crap in the reserves,you must be able to get me Thousands".He then had to go home as Denzil was having a skip delivered soon. |
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| 17/5/2001 09:23 GMT |
JNR |
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| Congratulations to all the players, management and supporters. We have proved we are the best team and everyone one of us can be proud of what we've achieved. ORFC CHAMPIONS. |
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| 13/5/2001 11:56 GMT |
Nossa |
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| Nunk, can you tell me why i cant get out through this door ? |
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| 11/5/2001 17:45 GMT |
A Fan |
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| Credit to the Village lads.Some of your football belies the standard you all play at. Well Done. |
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| 9/5/2001 13:03 GMT |
Observer |
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| But you have only played one match this season, Tank |
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| 8/5/2001 17:25 GMT |
Twinkle Toes |
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| Looks like im up for player of the season then, its hard carrying the weight of the whole team on my shoulders. |
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| 8/5/2001 06:58 GMT |
miller |
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| I have no association with this faggot by the name of "marky" |
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| 7/5/2001 14:01 GMT |
Marky |
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| What the hell is Mik"the miller"Bolton,still doing playing at 25,just admit it Mikey.u r just too old for this nowadays,u old bastard |
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| 13/4/2001 09:53 GMT |
O'Fungii |
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| Victory of the season.Top Draw to a man.Apologies if upset anyone but the desire to win is what,i feel,is making ORFC a success this season.Lets all have a row on the pitch,win & the get bladderd off it (With hard ons for the younger lads) |
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| 10/4/2001 16:42 GMT |
Derek Sellars |
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| Are you not jealous of Paul? anyone is welcome around the house of love. anyone got any crack? |
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| 3/4/2001 14:20 GMT |
Big Black Tooth |
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| You know who i am, come on |
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| 3/4/2001 14:13 GMT |
CHESTER |
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| LETS GET RIGHT UP FOR THE MID WEEK GAMES AND LOOK TO MAKE ARE WAY UP TO THE TOP SPOT, WHERE WE BELONG. LETS CRANK IT UP BOYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| 29/3/2001 13:59 GMT |
G.Lord |
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| I looking for a C.Giles. People have told me he likes the CUP!, oh and a little kiss to be blown at him. |
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| 27/3/2001 19:42 GMT |
Captain |
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| More training is needed.Lets ALL meet in the week & run about.Leg it every where.Just like Pre season.I like that a lot. |
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| 27/3/2001 07:56 GMT |
Declan Swan |
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| One call changed my life for good. My Mom ran off with the solicitor and now I'm in an orphanage. |
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| 25/3/2001 15:47 GMT |
Estate Agent |
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| House for sale next to Densil. The property has the unusual and unique feature of being able to plug directly into next doors electricity and gas supply, help yourself to clothes from either neighbours washing line. Water rates and council tax to be evaded by lying to the authorities. All mortgage applications accepted prior to submission. Have a tenner on the six dog and roll it up into a win double with the 4.30 at Kempton. I told you you should have had it, I told you. Want did I say Fez. |
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| 19/3/2001 11:52 GMT |
Paul sellers |
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| PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! DEREK HAS GOT THE HORN AGAIN AND I FEAR THAT HE IS GOING TO RAVISH MY VIRGINAL BODY WITH HIS BAND OF SEX CRAZED PEODAPHILE MATES INCLUDING TONY TIMBERLY, PAUL THE PEODAPHILE, PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!! THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON EVER SINCE DEREK ADOPTED ME FROM BANARDO'S AS A 13 YEAR OLD INNOCENT YOUNG BOY. SHOULD YOU HELP ME I SHALL EVER BE IN YOUR DEBT xxxxxxxxxxx LOVE PAUL SELLERS |
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| 7/3/2001 19:32 GMT |
STORMA |
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| LICK IT, HOLD IT SHAKE IT, RUB IT, STROKE IT, BEAT IT. |
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| 2/3/2001 07:38 GMT |
Captain |
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| All aboard the lucky bus....What goes on tour,stays on tour.... |
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| 1/3/2001 12:38 GMT |
WATER RAT |
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| I'M SSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BY THE WAY WHO WANTS A BLOWJOB????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? |
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| 23/2/2001 14:38 GMT |
Big Dougie |
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| My dog's got better manners than you ... Pint of mild! |
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| 18/2/2001 21:44 GMT |
Nokia |
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| Bip didee Bip didee beeeeeeeeeeeee |
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| 13/2/2001 08:51 GMT |
Mr Errickson |
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| I hear a good formation is 9 attackers and 1 defender...... |
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| 10/2/2001 09:48 GMT |
Mr Errickson |
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| Hi Guys. I am new to thish country & i am wondering how to get the besht out of my new team.I am wondering if i can come to have a look at your very sucseshfull operation? I have tried to get as drunk as posshable the night before games & pick my team 5 minutes before kick off but I end up calling the game off.Can yu help me? Also i am wondering how you can help me with team talks,I can only swear at 10 swears per minute I have heard your mangement staff operate at 256 s.p.m? Can you help me? |
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| 6/2/2001 09:46 GMT |
Norm |
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| Alright lads, how are we (jab, jab, punch, punch) |
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| 27/1/2001 13:40 GMT |
anal |
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| i like anal |
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| 24/1/2001 16:14 GMT |
NOAKES |
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| COME ON ! |
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| 22/1/2001 17:03 GMT |
bairdy |
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| just the kick up the ass we needed,lets forget and move on and win everythin going.we are the best team in the league and its about time we show them..heads up lads we can do it... |
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| 22/1/2001 16:04 GMT |
Ray Cope |
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| How we doing alright?? |
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| 17/1/2001 18:18 GMT |
Murray Pick |
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| eeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.Ahhhhhhhhhhhleeeeee. |
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| 17/1/2001 12:18 GMT |
Clemmo |
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| Aszha baszha Villa then, ah?? Yerr bloody rubbishz!! Aszha baszha .... Joachim!! |
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| 16/1/2001 23:16 GMT |
Whodoyouthink? |
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| The linesman was crap.We had players out.The tactics were wrong.The fith was offside.I was only messing around.I wasn't trying.The four dog cannot lose,trust me. |
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| 16/1/2001 16:36 GMT |
Derek Sellar |
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| Any of you lovely boys fancy coming over after youve finished enjoying yourself? |
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| 24/12/2000 12:14 GMT |
JNR |
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| Very best of Christmas wishes to all connected with ORFC. Let's push on in the New Year and prove what a good side we are by winning trophies. |
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| 23/12/2000 22:46 GMT |
Captain |
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| Thank you all for your commitment so far.to have won all games to date is tremendous,I am proud to be part of this fantastic team spirit. Have I told you I've signed for Paget? |
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| 11/12/2000 11:24 GMT |
James Marrett: Official Statement |
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| I would like to express regret for my actions on Saturday which led to missing Sunday’s training session. I am not proud of myself and I would like to apologise to the rest of the playing staff, the management and supporters. I thank the manager and club captain in particular for giving me another chance and hope the fans can find it in their hearts to forgive me. I am now fully focused on helping the club gain success in its hunt for honours this season and promise a repeat of Sunday will not occur again. Thank you. |
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| 1/12/2000 14:33 GMT |
IVA BIGUN |
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| Is it true Gilbo is in need of a pacemaker he's that old. Rumour from receptionists says it's all over in just under 2 mins. Good 1 old boy. |
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| 23/11/2000 11:50 GMT |
Lizard |
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| Lick it! |
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| 10/11/2000 16:07 GMT |
Observer |
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| You are a fat iron with transvestive tendancies. Now sling it over the bridge. |
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| 9/11/2000 21:50 GMT |
ANON |
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| Who am I ? (Cryptic Henry Kelly style clue) I used to play for Man Utd - and went to play for Man City - and I'm not Dennis Law. Answers on a postcard to "The Gilbo Jnr competion" care of the Digby or Dog. |
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| 9/11/2000 17:24 GMT |
bairdy |
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| has some one told H that sundays game has finished or is he still tryin to find hes marker!!! |
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| 1/11/2000 19:23 GMT |
Dug |
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| Oh Blane of Cordor what deal have you struck to become King of the League and i don't mean the geeza from the chippy either. Lets give it the Celtic mob on Sunday then eh! who wants it. |
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| 30/10/2000 19:22 GMT |
Alan Nonymous |
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| Blain Parker is a weatherman, a weatherman, a weatherman. Blain Parker is a weatherman and so is Micheal Fish! |
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| 30/10/2000 15:45 GMT |
Onze |
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| Malcolm from the Digby would like to say thanks to ORFC for calling off the game on Sunday. This meant that players and staff could attend his leaving do on Saturday night and enjoy a few drinks without getting up in the morning. Although only one member of the management was present (and none of the players) the gesture was much appreciated. |
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| 23/10/2000 21:01 GMT |
mill |
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| Blain, about that fiver I owe ya for the kit! Do I give it to Nick |
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| 23/10/2000 19:44 GMT |
Observer |
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| Typical pre-match conversation between the management - Louis van gaal, Sven Goran eat your heart out. |
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| 23/10/2000 18:21 GMT |
Gil |
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| No he didn't Blain ! I'm tellin' ya, he never played in goal last time. Yes he did Nick you f*!cking twat, f*!k you, you c*nt. A f*!cking fiva sez he did, c*nty. Eh, keeper ! you play in goal last time we played ya ? - No ! See you f*!king c*nt, I told ya, Tw*t! Thats a f*!king fiva you owe me, T*sser ! |
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| 16/10/2000 18:25 GMT |
Gregg |
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| Good Battle,proud of you all.For England & St George (and Allan) |
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| 16/10/2000 12:19 GMT |
miller |
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| A well deserved victory for the boyz, surely silverware must be on the table this season. Come on the Gers..... |
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| 14/10/2000 16:57 GMT |
? |
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| Rumour has it that a 'slightly' overweight 31 year old ghosted past Greg (I should have been a professional)Marrett on at least 3 occasions in Thursday nights training session.His call up to the first team must surly be imenent! |
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| 12/10/2000 07:05 GMT |
Francis |
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| Give me a call when you reach the semi finals and I'll win the cup for you again. On a serious note, it appears you have made an excellent start to the season. I am confident you will win the league and at least another cup. |
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| 9/10/2000 13:49 GMT |
bairdy |
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| boys lets forget sundays performance and be ready for a big scrap on sunday,our biggest game so far ... |
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| 9/10/2000 12:22 GMT |
Dug |
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| Despite winning, our last two performances have been below par with many individuals looking more likely to throw up than score. THE SATURDAY NIGHT BLADDER SESSIONS MUST STOP. YOU HAVE THE REST OF YOUR LIVES TO GET SLAUGHTERED BUT YOU CAN'T PLAY FOOTBALL FOREVER. LETS PUT IT IN THIS SEASON AND SEE IF WE CAN WIN ALL FOUR CUPS PLUS THE LEAGUE. ITS NOT IMPOSSIBLE IF WERE SOBER. RESPECT RANGERS |
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| 1/10/2000 17:53 GMT |
Ferrett |
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| Looking at Simo & Nunk on Sat night/Sun Morning it has confirmed to me that I am doing the right thing in staying Drink free on Saturday nights. Lying on a pub floor gurgling might be the funniest thing going at that time but now I have re-discovered my youthfull box to box form again I realise that Dougies Continental (Yardley) approach is the way forward. Also Bring back Gilbo,He's my best partner. |
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| 30/9/2000 12:27 GMT |
gil |
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| bummed in brighton by my homosexual brother |
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| 2/9/2000 14:32 GMT |
JNR |
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| Friendlies out the way, proper stuff starts on the 3rd. LET'S ALL GET RIGHT UP FOR IT THIS SEASON. ORANGERS !!! |
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| 27/8/2000 07:23 GMT |
Mehmet |
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| C'mon ORangers, De lads this year league chaaaampion.With the Greg and the Himon You lose no-way. |
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| 22/8/2000 14:08 GMT |
bairdy |
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| fresh talks with our sponsers have decided a certain mr s baird with the purple hair! Must have a automatic startin place in the team and that any bookings or sending offs must be taken out of the sponsorship money!!! |
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| 22/8/2000 13:50 GMT |
Observer |
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| Not using the 'Twinkle' moniker this time, Francine ??? |
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| 22/8/2000 12:52 GMT |
Frank |
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| I suppose you will need my assistance (again) to retain the Challenge Cup this year. |
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| 18/8/2000 10:40 GMT |
Dug |
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| Sadly Kate Bush collapsed last night somewhere between river deep and mountain high. She passed away in hospital in wee small hours from exhaustion. In light of this beware of any young chicks knocking your window late at night complaining of the cold and calling themselves Kathy. |
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| 17/8/2000 07:45 GMT |
Kate Bush |
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| Come on, guys. Join me in 'Running up that Hill' tonight. You know it makes sense. |
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| 15/8/2000 10:16 GMT |
Dug |
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| Circuits, Tuesday 19:40hrs Fox Hollies forum. All fellow machines and aspiring mechanoids welcome. Weakness is not an option. |
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| 12/8/2000 08:11 GMT |
Gil |
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| Fixtures released Tuesday 15th August. Broadcast exclusively on this site the very same evening. A welcome back to the majorcan massive, the Marrett era of management has begun, you can contact pertemps on 0121-354-2356 - keeping it real. |
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| 9/8/2000 19:20 GMT |
Rex |
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| Boozy Do - Every Facking Night - Live at The Drum |
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| 7/8/2000 21:12 GMT |
majorcan massive |
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| cracking result hope to be in employment on our return. |
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| 7/8/2000 09:41 GMT |
Dug |
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| Rack em up and watch us knock em out. Keep em coming cause we are all on board an unstoppable machine. We will sweep aside all who challenge us and bring the best to their Knees as they bow in submission. |
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| 5/8/2000 11:48 GMT |
Ferrett |
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| Training on Thursdays to be stepped up.Usual session,then match inclusive of ressies & now afterwards a second fitness session. |
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| 31/7/2000 20:38 GMT |
majorcan massive |
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| were enjoying our extended two week break because of euro 2000 , good to hear you put up a good performance, blain says its good to hear greg turned up and gilbo never lost anything. send another match report next week good luck the massive management in a area rangers till we die. |
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| 31/7/2000 10:26 GMT |
Dug |
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| Result not important performance everything. Inspired by a squad full of potential, proud to be a Ranger. |
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| 27/7/2000 09:18 GMT |
GEN |
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| RUMOURS ARE RIFE THAT ORFC MAY BE KICKED OUT OF THE LEAGUE AFTER BEING LINKED WITH FOOTBALL THUGS FOLLOWING DISTURBANCES ON FRIDAY NIGHT!!! |
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| 12/7/2000 15:51 GMT |
bairdy |
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| to anyone who reads this theres a stag do on the 21st at the rugby club water orton everyones invited it will be £10 a head but this includes a comedian and 2 strippers there will be some money put behind the bar for the first couple..hope to see u all for one big piss up and a nice walk back to the village bairdy |
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| 11/7/2000 17:06 GMT |
Dug |
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| I thought all this twinkle shit was dead and buried. Which was nice. |
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| 11/7/2000 08:59 GMT |
steven baird |
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| well done twinkle toes obviously u didnt take one of the pens ay |
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| 10/7/2000 19:41 GMT |
Twinkle Toes |
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| Bairdy we won the cup with out you, anyones toes twinkle more than yours. However my toes are twinkle in every game, im great |
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| 10/7/2000 15:06 GMT |
bairdy |
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| boys great page and congratulations on winning the final..c u all at training honest bairdy.. can someone explain who the f**k is twinkle toes cos i certainly havent played with anyone who twinkles in our team |
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| 3/7/2000 23:52 GMT |
King and Queen |
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| Troops, everything is fine in sunny Portugal, cheap booze, hot sun, and big burgers!! I know you are all missing the King Fen - but I will be home soon! Portugese won`t challenge the King to footie - must be too good (they is wankers). PS General, thanks for the fiver! |
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| 1/7/2000 20:58 GMT |
Gil |
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| New season commences 3 September 2000. Fixtures available first week in August. This site will be update as soon as notified. Any of you wankers wanna give me a hand with marking out the pitch, it seems to be my turn again this season. |
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| 16/6/2000 10:33 GMT |
JNR |
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| 'Sumo' is the coach of Wylde Green, who were relegated from Division One last season. |
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| 15/6/2000 16:16 GMT |
Sumo |
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| At least our website is better than yours - even if the team isn't. Good luck for next season. |
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| 13/6/2000 16:10 GMT |
general |
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| belguim here we come |
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| 13/6/2000 15:57 GMT |
Observer |
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| F**k off Tank |
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| 13/6/2000 15:03 GMT |
Twinkle Toes |
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| hi there fans i`m back. I was just soring out a contract with ENGLAND over the last weeks. Seems i`m the best. Anyway can`t wait for the season to start. The toes are egar to show the way for the rest of the team. Twinkle Twinkle I`m the star, I`m the best by far far far. |
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| 9/6/2000 15:32 GMT |
David Brown |
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| Iam viewing this site with Chris Giles (one of yours). He's supposed to be on a site audit but obviously hasn't got anything better to do. |
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| 5/6/2000 16:15 GMT |
GT |
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| Dont f**k with me mate, i come from a town where women eat their young and the kids play tiddly winks with manhole covers!!!! I lost this tooth in battle, and lost five. |
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| 5/6/2000 16:14 GMT |
Dug |
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| EXCLUSIVE:- Packington stalk Ranger's long serving goal maestro Ian Thatcher. Thatcher who now faces competition for the right to wear the number 9 shirt released the following statement. "I'VE TOLD YOU LOT BEFORE TO FEET !!! TO F**KING FEET!!!! YOU LOT ARE SHIT ANYWAY!!!!". Ranger's Manager Blane Parker made a statement on the clubs behalf screaming "LETS HAVE IT THEN "!!!! to a crowded Digby press room. |
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| 5/6/2000 14:01 GMT |
Dug |
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| G.T. not only missing tooth but has lost big toe nail as well. In his striking debut G.T. was visciously scithed down by a robust blade of grass in the box. Since his emergence as a striker local dentists have shown interest in the 27 year old with a view to offering him a 3 year deal of Premiere dental care. Lightning strike partner "The Panther" said in a post match interview "To be fair it was a big experience blade that caught him". The interview was characteristcally short as he left quickly in a texting frenzie. |
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| 31/5/2000 14:20 GMT |
Dug |
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| United we stand divided you WILL FALL !!! Oh matey. So us Ranger's at UFD are the Eastern block of the team, not trusted because of our big city ways and our lower standard of living (shop dwellers). Despite our cultural differences one thing is certain Twinkle does not live here. Let me explain, my toes have never shone if anything my feet are on the dark side and have the been the source of pain for many a confused individual. For any twinkle types please come and bathe in the black light my size eights produce, not a twinkle between the two just a good f**king kicking. |
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| 31/5/2000 12:24 GMT |
JNR |
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| The Twinkle Toes vote is now closed. Over 40% of you thought Mr P.Thatcher was the culprit, with 61% believing that TT worked at UFD. Further messages from the gay TT will be deleted due to everyone being bored with the prat. |
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| 31/5/2000 12:19 GMT |
jason adamson |
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| brilliant site - well presented good luckfor next season all the best from annan athletic -http://194.80.147.193/index/ |
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| 31/5/2000 10:26 GMT |
TWINKLE TOES |
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| POETRY IS A FORM OF INTERLECT. I AM NOT A GIRL, JUST A PURE GENIUS ON THE PITCH. WHEN IS THE POLL GOING TO FINISH ?. NEXT SEASON I PLAN TO TAKE M-O-M EVERY GAME. I JUST LOVE BEING THE BEST IN THE TEAM. TWINKLE TWINKLE YOUR THE BEST, YOUR TWINKLE TOES SHINE ABOVE THE REST. |
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| 30/5/2000 14:17 GMT |
Dug |
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| F**k this i've had enough,will you lot stop voting for me. The real Twinkle will never step forward and the wrongfully accused Twinkles will never live down the poll results. Its another reason not to have the death sentence in Orton Village. |
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| 28/5/2000 22:18 GMT |
Nunk |
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| When will the twinkle toes be revealed? I'm bored with him/her |
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| 24/5/2000 14:55 GMT |
Voyeur |
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| I like watching as somebody else. |
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| 24/5/2000 12:05 GMT |
Observer |
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| All these pseudonyms are getting ridiculous. Can't people just come on under their own name for God's sake?? |
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| 24/5/2000 07:30 GMT |
Insane |
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| i heard a rumour that jinko has been surgically removed from his missus. |
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| 23/5/2000 12:46 GMT |
Dug |
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| It seems i'm gonna have to knockout 13% of you for casting evil votes on the twinkle poll, wankers. If i were inclined to lead this merry dance i wouldn't use a gay moniker like twinkle. WHEN I'VE FINISHED WITH THE 13% I'M GONNA TRACK DOWN THE REAL TOES AND SNAP EM OFF ONE BY ONE. LETS SEE THE F**KERS TWINKLE THEN. |
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| 23/5/2000 10:16 GMT |
Frank |
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| I find it quite unbelieveable that I should be in the frame to be the elusive Twinkle Toes. Do you think that Twinkle Toes is a fair description of my football prowess? |
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| 23/5/2000 10:15 GMT |
Jinko |
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| Twinkle- what an anal you really are. |
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| 22/5/2000 01:28 GMT |
White Feather |
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| Twinkle toes,f**k off! |
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| 19/5/2000 12:03 GMT |
Observer |
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| Twinkle, Twinkle, what a prick. Your constant bull-shit makes me sick. |
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| 19/5/2000 10:12 GMT |
Twinkle Toes |
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| Round and round the pitch, Like a Twinkle Star. One goal, two goal, I am the best by far. |
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| 17/5/2000 13:57 GMT |
Observer |
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| Twinkle - Your spelling is atrocious; Your moniker is terrible; Your business is rank; Your sex is homo |
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| 17/5/2000 13:50 GMT |
Twinkle Toes |
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| I seem to have gone shy , i dont think i was shy in the final. I rather think i ran the show, just like the whole season. |
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| 16/5/2000 22:34 GMT |
CHEEKY |
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| YOU SEEM TO HAVE GONE A BIT SHY OF LATE TWINKLE TOES. WHATS THE MATTER, RUN OUT OF SHIT OR HAVE YOU JUST NOTICED THAT YOUR ARE A COMPLETE TWAT !!!! CRAZY DURATED PRICK |
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| 15/5/2000 13:48 GMT |
Rodent |
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| Lick it Jocko!! |
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| 15/5/2000 12:46 GMT |
Dug |
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| I've heard a stateside rumour that JNR has ALL the moves. |
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| 15/5/2000 12:43 GMT |
Dug |
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| Well done Jocko after a season of tremendous saves and spectacularly incoherent tantrums. It is only fair that we pay homage to Orton's no1 shot stopper. Jocko claims that this was his final season of flinging his bod between the sticks. Lets hope he changes his mind and lines up next season to produces some quality saves and some memorable rants. |
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| 15/5/2000 10:32 GMT |
JNR |
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| Francis is indeed correct. We should all salute the chunky custodian from the highlands. Fair play, Jocko. |
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| 15/5/2000 10:29 GMT |
Frank |
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| Congrats to the rotund Jocko for scooping the illustrious POY award. |
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| 15/5/2000 10:02 GMT |
Rodent |
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| Lick it! |
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| 15/5/2000 09:10 GMT |
Twinkle Toes |
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| I just love my own skills |
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| 14/5/2000 11:06 GMT |
CHEEKY |
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| WHEN DOES THE PRE-SEASON START, CRAZY TO START PLAYING GAMES AGAIN !!!! |
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| 12/5/2000 10:53 GMT |
Dug |
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| Give it up Twinkle. |
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| 12/5/2000 10:22 GMT |
Observer |
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| In all fairness Twinkle, you're a nob. |
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| 12/5/2000 10:08 GMT |
Twinkle Toes |
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| Do you know who I am yet |
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| 10/5/2000 17:08 GMT |
DUG |
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| I reckon i know the identity of the said "TWINKLE TOES" so come forward, we won the cup and you still haven't revealed your identity. What next are you going to kidnap a Water Orton monkey and hold her to ransome screaming "5 CANS OF REDBULL OR SHE GETS IT!!!!" But remember the toe that shines twice as bright shines only half as long. |
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| 10/5/2000 14:04 GMT |
Twinkle Toes |
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| Twinkle twinkle little toe, i`m the one who stole the show |
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| 9/5/2000 19:21 GMT |
Observer |
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| Lost: One head belonging to Dennis. Last seen falling off at Sutton Town. |
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| 8/5/2000 22:55 GMT |
sammy |
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| well done yow boyz... we know the feeling.. we recently won our final at !molineux good luck "gala f,c," |
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| 8/5/2000 22:48 GMT |
CHEEKY CHESTER |
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| TWINKLE TOES, DON`T BE SHY, YOUR MOTHERS NOT AND NOR AM I. CRAZY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND EVEN MORE CRAZY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| 8/5/2000 14:08 GMT |
Dug |
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| Twinkle toes me ? i don't have the ability or the inclination. However further implications that i am (GAY FOOT)sorry "Twinkle Toes" will result in multiple high velocity flashes of Twinkle Fist WHO'S CRAZY NOW EHH!!!. |
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| 8/5/2000 11:31 GMT |
Twinkle Toes |
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| When I took a sip out of the cup on Tuesday night, I thought what a good performance by the team, then I remembered, it was the quality display of my own twinkle toes that was the key to our victory. |
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| 8/5/2000 08:52 GMT |
JINKO |
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| CHEEKY YOU PRICK, TWINKLE TOES I AM NOT BUT AN ASSETT TO THE TEAM DEFINATELY YES. |
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| 7/5/2000 19:20 GMT |
CHEEKY CHESTER |
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| TWINKLE TOES (jinko) YOU TWAT, COME OUT AND BE OPEN. THERE SEEMS NO NEED TO BE SHY WHEN YOU SPEAK AS MUCH SHIT AS YOU DO. YOU F**KING CRAZY F**K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, WHO`S CRAZY NOW |
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| 7/5/2000 18:31 GMT |
JNR |
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| The heat's on now Twinkle Toes. The main boys are on the case. Its' time for the moment of truth ... |
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| 6/5/2000 13:39 GMT |
GIL |
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| When called upon, the Rangers dug deep. When needed, each & every Ranger gave blood & sweat. When duty called, we were all thier to be counted, in the trenches together. I was proud to be a Ranger and proud to stand next to fellow Rangers. We should hold our heads up high in victory. |
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| 5/5/2000 14:11 GMT |
JNR |
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| Twinkle Toes - I know who you are and I'll smash your face in !! |
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| 5/5/2000 14:02 GMT |
Twinkle Toes |
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| The final made me discover I am an asset to the team, if only you all had the toes of the Twinkle Toe himself |
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| 4/5/2000 18:18 GMT |
Dug |
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| Yes Jnr is right we have secured the cup so come on you shiny toe'd funster give us a clue. |
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| 4/5/2000 15:11 GMT |
JNR |
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| The Final has indeed been won. So, come on "Twinkle Toes" - reveal yourself ... |
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| 4/5/2000 06:31 GMT |
JOCKO |
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| tops page JNR, we did it son we BLOODY DID IT!!!!!!! |
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| 3/5/2000 19:17 GMT |
Dug |
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| and any way the next thing the ref blew the wistle and they missed!........ which was nice. |
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| 3/5/2000 01:13 GMT |
JNR |
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| WHO'S CRAZY NOW??? ORFC CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS, WHICH WAS NICE |
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| 2/5/2000 15:07 GMT |
Twinkle Toes |
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| When the final has been won, I will then reveal who I am. |
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| 2/5/2000 11:36 GMT |
CHEEKY |
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| GIL, ARE YOU F**KING MENTAL, OR JUST CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| 1/5/2000 14:13 GMT |
Gil |
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| Lets get up to our knees in pheoneon blood, paint our hands red and play flutes as the pre-match preparation. I have PMT (pre-match tension). |
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| 30/4/2000 04:08 GMT |
cad |
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| ill kill you , you pricks |
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| 29/4/2000 09:50 GMT |
Gil |
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| I am ill I have a severe case of cup final fever. Beard being cultivated. |
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| 28/4/2000 14:33 GMT |
Twinkle Toes |
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| Safe and peace to Orton Rangers, go win the cup boys |
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| 28/4/2000 13:05 GMT |
Dug |
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| Greetings Orton Massive from a shop dweller. Lets win the cup so we can tour the village in an open top transit holding the cup aloft. Then as because i'm an outsider an important member of the community could present me with a key to the village, making me an honoury Ortonite. |
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| 27/4/2000 17:13 GMT |
Gem |
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| Good luck in the cup final see most of you in the pub no doubt |
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| 27/4/2000 13:19 GMT |
CHEEKY CHESTER |
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| LETS HOPE MORE OF THE TEAM MAKE GOOD USE OF THE GUEST BOOK FACILITY. WHOS CRAZY NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!, LETS ALL GET CRAZY |
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| 27/4/2000 10:35 GMT |
Dug |
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| Respect to the team for a quality display of attacking football. I personally feel there is better to come as greater competition for squad places will ensure consistency as players will be playing for their position. As for the the final we have no reason to fear St Mary's, commitment is ensured so we have a very good chance of lifting the cup , how ever a good all round performance will be needed.As for next season i feel we will be able to muster a credible title challenge. LETS DO IT |
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| 27/4/2000 10:13 GMT |
CHESTER |
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| Nice to see a quality display against Cardinals, lets produce that form every game next season and win the championship. LETS ALL GET CRAZY FOR THE FINAL!!!!!!!! |
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| 26/4/2000 15:47 GMT |
Dug |
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| Big up to the talented striker hope your ankle heals quickly. How about an injury list for future reference. |
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