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The following words and phrases may be heard on a Sunday morning. These are the actual meanings:

Celebrations - A box of those small choccy bars you give your Gran at Xmas.

Chunky - To control a football travelling at high speed with your genitals.

Control - What others consider clearing a ball, we would consider controllong a ball.

Defeat - Where you put your Predators.

Draw - The result of a match we should have won.

Free-kick - Something we give lots of to the oppo, especially near our goal.

- Wild swipe at the ball by a defender, usually resulting in hitting the ball with the standing leg.

Hoof - To get the ball far away from our goal, in any direction.

Offside - An opposing player is offside when we shout at our linesman that the player is offside.

Penalty - A great opportunity to miss in a one on one situation from 12 yards.

Standing leg - Used by defenders to try and kick the ball with.

Two touch football - This involves attempting to control the ball with a players first touch, then trying to avoid the throw in with the second touch when the first one goes wrong.

Training - A mystical event that many players never experience.

Well played - What we might say to the oppo if we get soundly beaten.

More words will be added...if you have any of your own, then please let me know!
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