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Bard News Bard In Injury shocker............ Shakes Arrundale was taken to Cov and Warwick hospital today after a tragic fall in training, The fall was put down to the trademark boots the Bard wears during play. The seventeenth Century Pig Stomach shoes he wears are sown together with cat gut and offer hardly any traction at all. A spokes person from 'Nike football' said if enough pigs could be slaughtered and the demand for these shoes was high enough the Bard could get sponsorship. It is not yet known the state of the Bards injuries, but a hospital spokesman said, "Nothing a flagon of ale and a wholesome wench won't cure". The Bard has still not over come his mildly serious medical problem. Everytime he sneezes he has an orgasm, When asked what he was taking for this ailment, he meerly replied, "Pepper". "Flurdebur", said the foul-mouthed Irishman. |
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